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I'm Actually Sleeping

I'm an old lady in disguise - dying inside to take over the world with my cat army, wear cashmere cardigan sweaters with pearl buttons, drink darjeeling and orange pekoe from eighth generation china, and kick sand at little children on the beach while simultaneously smoking a cigar. Freakish? Sad? Sadly, freakishly eccentric? Same.

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This is me also.
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This is me also.

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My creepiest soul mate.

My creepiest soul mate.

I’m pretty sure that if there’s something that you feel you can’t live without - something that, if gone, would leave a gaping wound in your psyche - and that something is a book…then Roald Dahl wrote it. Every frickin’ time.

I’m pretty sure that if there’s something that you feel you can’t live without - something that, if gone, would leave a gaping wound in your psyche - and that something is a book…then Roald Dahl wrote it. Every frickin’ time.

Don’t mind me - I’m just a giant fucking crow ready to devour your soul.

Don’t mind me - I’m just a giant fucking crow ready to devour your soul.

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Its all gone out the window now, boys!
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Its all gone out the window now, boys!

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I feel like this some days.
*sigh*

I feel like this some days.

*sigh*