I'm Actually Sleeping

I'm an old lady in disguise - dying inside to take over the world with my cat army, wear cashmere cardigan sweaters with pearl buttons, drink darjeeling and orange pekoe from eighth generation china, and kick sand at little children on the beach while simultaneously smoking a cigar. Freakish? Sad? Sadly, freakishly eccentric? Same.

Note: Unless otherwise noted, my images are very gratefully borrowed. Thanks for being super-duper!

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